December 17, 2014
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Hugh Likes Comics, Review
Brimping, Chip Zdarski, Comics, HLC, Hughl Likes Comics, Matt Fraction, review, Sex Criminals
Sex Criminals: One Weird Trick
Written by Matt Fraction
Drawn by Chip Zdarski
Published by Image Comics
“Sex Criminals” is my jam. A heady combination of character study, an intriguing high-concept premise, and dick jokes, it is one of those books that feels like it was written just for me.
It is the story of Suzie and Jon, two people with the rare ability to stop time when they have sex. Each believing themselves to be unique, they meet each other at a party. As their relationship develops, and they find themselves in a world inhabited only by themselves, they do what comes naturally in a budding relationship: They rob banks. Specifically, one bank. The bank which is foreclosing on the library where Suzie works, which is the same one where Jon works a depressing 9 to 5 job he hates, which is also the place where Suzie’s father died in a random shooting when she was just a girl. So there’s a lot going on there. As they plan their heist, however, they learn they aren’t the only ones with this ability after all, and someone is on to them.
“Sex Criminals” is a beautiful, funny, and especially dirty look at the awkward, sad, and joyous paths of self-discovery. It is also a uniquely affecting look at the early stages of a relationship, filtered through a surprisingly poignant sex comedy. Moving back-and-forth through time and featuring a plethora of ingenious sight gags, this is a comic that rewards careful re-reading.
Zdarski’s art is great, and The Quiet has a beautiful, unearthly look that is fantastic. It works in perfect concert with Fraction’s script, delivering every awkward teenage gut-punch and nonsensical sex joke to life with aplomb. My absolute favorite gag is a fourth wall breaking sequence in a pool hall where a spontaneous dance to “Fat Bottomed Girls” starts up, while the text apologetically explains that they could not secure the rights to the lyrics.
This is a magical, rare comic, which, like a great lover, challenges and moves the reader, but still can make you laugh when you least expect it. “Sex Criminals” is available from Amazon, Comixology, or your local comics shop.
December 17, 2014
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Free Fiction, The City
140 Characters, Drabble, Jonathan, News, The City
Jonathan scoffed. “A few cases, Doctor? The City has a user base of over a billion people! It has been running for over five years, and since the beginning, proper use of Logout Housing has effectively proven that the technology running The City is safe and reliable. There are even safeguards for interrupted connections and power outages with the latest updates. The City is perfectly safe!” He slammed his fist on the table for emphasis. He was a paltry stockholder in Midas Corp, but even his few shares had made him a rich man. He planned on staying that way.
December 16, 2014
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Free Fiction, The City
140 Characters, Drabble, News, Ophira, The City
Ophira sat back in her chair and tried not to look contemptuous as the host, an idiot, she decided at the first, worked his way to a halfway intelligent question. He didn’t quite get there. “Virtual Reality Displacement Syndrome,” or what we are referring to Boot Syndrome, is a new phenomenon, only prevalent in higher level simulations such as The City. Because of the realistic nature of the environment, the human mind has trouble parsing a sudden shift between the two, with a wide range of heath effects, including headaches, blackouts, neurological trauma, and in a few cases, even death.”
December 15, 2014
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Free Fiction, The City
140 Characters, Drabble, News, Nigel, The City
“Welcome back to News Focus, I’m your host Nigel Smythe. Today’s topic is “The City: virtual paradise, or secret health risk?” With me today is Dr. Ophira Notingham, an expert in what is called ‘Boot Syndrome,’ futurist Jonathan Isaacs, from America Starla Roberts, and BBC Tech Corespondent Douglas Pine. Thank you all for being here.” Nigel turned to the table of panelists. He had been against the topic. He could barely use his laptop, and now he had to sit as four nerds sat debated the health effects of eye strain. He smiled warmly. “Doctor, let me start with you…”
December 12, 2014
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Free Fiction, The City
140 Characters, Drabble, Ingmar, Mina, Renee, The City, Warren
Frank whistled, but the others just stared at them, as though Warren had released a deadly snake in the two room apartment. Mina eyed him suspiciously. “How did you get so many clean guns?” She asked.
“CPD headquarters has been going nuts all day. It was easy to sneak down to the supply terminal, fake my boss’s access, and grab them. We’ll hit the bank and be gone before he knows they were fabricated.”
“But how will we bond with them?” Ingmar, the youngest of the group, asked. “We don’t have clearance for that.”
“Leave that to me,” Renee said.
December 11, 2014
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Free Fiction, The City
140 Characters, Drabble, Norm, Renee, The City, Warren
In a quieter part of The City, Warren knocked on the door of a shoebox apartment. The others were already inside. Renee peered out from behind the chained door, then let him in. There were seven of them in total. Not a big crew, but large enough that there could be complications. He didn’t know most of them.
“Do you have them?” Norm asked from his seat at the head of the card table. Warren recalled his inventory and pulled out a bag. He upended it onto the table.
“Seven boot guns,” he said. “stripped and ready for avatar bonding.”
December 10, 2014
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Free Fiction, The City
140 Characters, Drabble, Loraine, Mario, Midas Corp, The City, The Smiling Man, Tina
Tina shot Lorraine a smug look as Mario knocked on the towering mahogany obelisk. She’d been after Loraine’s spot on the Executive Security Team, and now it was practically her’s! Unless the cops downstairs did something stupid like try and occupy the building or invoke Emergency Powers. A Coup would ruin everything.
Mario opened the door and went in.
“I’m Sorry to disturb you, ladies and gentlemen, but there is a security situation, and we may have to ask you to evacuate.” Twelve smiling faces turned at once to look at them.
“We’re just about done here anyway,” Babbage said.
December 9, 2014
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Free Fiction, The City
140 Characters, Drabble, Lorraine, Mario, Midas Corp, The City, Tina
Mario glared at Lorraine. There was a goddam riot going on downstairs, with City Police no less, and here she was raving about magic and disappearing doors. He did not have time to deal with her stupidity.
“You can’t change the physical reality of The City. It’s one of The Rules,” he said.
“Rules set by Sizemore. What if this guy got past Sizemore to get to the board?”
“A billionaire assassin? Well, I have to report the riot anyway. Let’s go. Lopez, you come with us.” The door was perfectly visible when the three of them got there. “See?”
December 8, 2014
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Free Fiction, The City
140 Characters, CPD, Cynthia, Drabble, Midas Corp, The City
Boot guns work on a simple principle. Normally, a person can only exit or enter The City from a house that they have access to. Some allowances are made for access interruptions such as computer failure and power outages, but improper logouts are considered criminal offenses. This was because beta users developed ‘Dropout Syndrome.’ Midas created user houses and covered up the damage. But they made Boot Guns to drop problem users. Which is why Cynthia was surpassed to find her gun had no effect on the man groaning and thrashing in the street. He lunged at her and howled.
December 5, 2014
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Free Fiction, The City
140 Characters, Drabble, Rosencrantz, The Cheshires, The City
Rozencrantz the cat was hunting his digital prey, mostly interesting shadows and blowing leaves, as there were very few mice or insects to catch in The City. He began to notice the humans acting strangely. They stood very still, often in the middle of the street, an action he barely understood to mean their attention was elsewhere. Then, they began to change, to slump or growl, to move in unnatural ways and behave oddly. Rosencrantz didn’t understand what a ‘zombie’ was, but as panic erupted throughout The City, he slunk back into the shadows. Shakespeare would know what to do.
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