The roaring motor carriage passed in a cloud of black smoke and splashing wheels, soaking the pedestrian’s legs while giving him a coughing fit. He cursed out the retreating vehicle, its headlights bright against the night. But he doubted the driver heard him because he was talking on his cellular telephone. The Great Inventor had brought automobiles and electric lights to the nineteenth century. And his dozens of other inventions were no less notable. But they caused as many problems as they solved. London’s roads were worse than ever, in his opinion. He wondered where Mr. Wells got his ideas.
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For centuries, differences between the rival kingdoms were settled by ritual kidnapping. Monarchs, who were not in formal communication, would ‘exchange’ royal heirs, and their return would become the basis for lasting treaties, although things often went wrong. The system was eventually made obsolete by an immigrant tradesman who took it upon himself to rescue a kidnapped princess. Against all odds, and fighting alone, he managed to succeed, leading to new political difficulties. With the abduction scheme ended, the two kingdoms had no way of formally airing their differences. “Well,” the plumber turned prince said. “How about a go-kart race?”
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When the local constable found the canal boat empty except for the corpse, he suspected foul play. The canallers were constantly scrapping, and a boater could be robbed or run afoul of a lock tender. But he’d had few enemies, and the captain was spotted going through a lock alone that morning. The coroner determined the fatal injuries were caused by head trauma from going under a low bridge, another common hazard of the canal. But there wasn’t a bridge on that section for miles. The other canallers whispered to each other that even a footbridge could have a ghost.
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Tonight, Argo is an adult man, the Shuffle Alliance finally finds common ground in wanting to kick Domon’s ass, and the Guyana Highlands is the real victim. Plus, Domon and Rain make a promise, and that window doesn’t belong there!
Even Through I Knew The End Written by C. L. Polk Audiobook Read by January LaVoy
The Skinny: A quick mix of Fantasy and Noir that hits hard and fast.
Helen Brandt is a Private Investigator living in 1940’s Chicago. She’s also a lesbian, and a warlock. She takes on magical work for her mysterious clients, gets paid well for her work, and doesn’t ask questions. But when she’s recruited to investigate a notorious serial killer whose murder scenes have a magical connection, she turns the job down. There’s too much risk involved, and people she cares about could get hurt, including her estranged brother and her girlfriend. But she changes her mind when her client offers her something she can’t refuse: Her soul.Even Though I Knew The End is a delightful little jewel of a fantasy noir novella. Polk’s recreation of 1941 Chicago, layered with a tantalizing hint of a rich magical world, is stunning and vibrant. The city breathes, and you can practically smell the stale cigarette smoke and stale coffee on the narrator’s breath. The combination of enticing fantasy world and impending doom with palpable and exciting. Polk’s well-researched noir prose is spot on, giving just enough to bring the story to life without turning purple.The audiobook, read by January LaVoy, is outstanding. Her narration brings the characters to life, and her performance of Brandt brings out the perfect amount of hard-luck noir sympathy for a protagonist who has undoubtedly done awful things for awful people (Marlowe in particular) but we want to root for her anyway, even though, well, we know how things are fated to turn out. Her performance of the rest of the cast is also excellent, giving otherworldly touches to the characters where appropriate and garnering sympathy when necessary.Even Though I Knew the End is a brilliant Fantasy Noir novella. You can find it in Print and eBook from the usual marketplaces, and as an audiobook from Audible.
I stared at the amber liquid in the bottle. It almost looked like it was pulsing like a heartbeat in the dim lights of the dive bar. The stranger across from me poured two fingers into a glass and slid it over to me. He smiled menacingly. I had lost track of how many rounds into the drinking contest we were. I should never have bragged to him that I could drink him under the table. Now the stakes for the wager had gotten out of control. “What are we drinking?” I asked. “This is your spirit,” the Devil replied.
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The acolyte sat in meditation, still unsure if he was doing it right, not feeling anything save boredom. On the Astral Plane, Order and Chaos raised their metaphorical heads. They both sensed the new presence simultaneously, and each raced the other to reach it first and swell their ranks of mystical warriors. Unable to harm each other directly, the two forces used all their tricks and abilities to convince, cajole, and impress the potential new champion. Unfortunately, such tactics rely on the receptivity of the host. The acolyte, unaware of the great battle raging around him, merely had a headache.
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The dragon rampaged through the city. Its long, serpentine body thrashed through the empty streets, crashing into shuttered storefronts and barricaded windows. Its fiery breath left only smoldering wreckage in its wake. The humans of the city fled before it or hunkered down behind steel and concrete barriers, hoping the destruction would pass them by. It scoured the town, searching high and low, becoming increasingly frustrated with each abandoned street it traversed. The dragon knew that somewhere in this maze, there had to be a pharmacy that was still open. Only then would it find relief from its terrible heartburn.
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The greatest and most mysterious mercenary force in the land were the fearsome Dragon Riders. Though few in number, even the appearance of one of the legendary knights was enough to turn the tide of a battle. They were all elite warriors, and their mounts were cunning, powerful beasts able to fight and strategize independently. The kingdoms paid exorbitant fees for their services, and schemed to try and discover their secrets. Finally, a young knight in his cups told them everything. “The key to taming dragons is to pay them well and to let them carry their hoards with them.”
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Her parents were fighting again. Her mom and dad were always fighting, and she hated it. Whenever things started up, she would go and hide somewhere quiet. They always came and found her when it was over and pretended everything was fine. But she could see the bruises, the blood stains, and the bandages they couldn’t quite cover up. She knew that they were fighting over her and that the people chasing them were never going to stop. But her parents protected her, and that made her feel safe, for now. Someday she would be strong enough to protect them.
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