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Podcast: CCRC6: The X-Files: First Person Shooter

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The Chrononauts provide commentary for season 7 X-Files episode “First Person Shooter,” which is a thing that happened, somehow. Blood-lust to the Max!

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This podcast was published at Skinner.FM on April 20, 2016.

Chrononaut Cinema Reviews is presented by http://skinner.fm and Way of the Buffalo, and is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported License.

Hugh Likes Video Games: Broforce

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Broforce
Free Lives/Digital Devolver
Steam & PS4

Broforce is a fun and frantic action game that combines the military run-and-gun platforming of games like Contra and Metal Slug with the try-and-fail puzzle gameplay of Super Meat Boy.  An over the top sendup of 80’s and 90’s action movie cliches, it provides steep challenge but the amount of variety, and the speed with which hte game resets after you lose a life make for an addictive combination.  This is a game that I often started intending to play only a few rounds, only to find that several hours had passed without realizing.
The player controls a small army of ‘bros,’ each of which is a parody of a recognizable 80’s or 90’s action move hero, with part of their name replaced with ‘bro,’ such as “Commandbro’ and “Brogeiver.”  Each has some kind of projectile, a melee attack, and some kind of special ability.  The goal is to navigate levels filled with Terrorists, Satan (yes actual Satan,) and Xenomorph-like aliens.  Players can free caged prisoners to get extra lives, but each time they do their player character changes to a new Bro, who plays slightly differently.  So if you are playing with a character you really like, rescues present a neat little risk/reward.  The goal is to reach the end of the level, which is sometimes difficult because just about every bit of 2D pixelated ground is destructible, meaning you can easily blow up ladders and bridges you need by firing wildly, which the game encourages with the hoard of enemies you’re up against.  You are rewarded with blasting guitar riffs and flashing red white and blue lights on the PS4 controller as your Bro flies to safety hanging from a helicopter, as you do.
Broforce is so commuted to its bro-tastic, jingoistic stance that, much like Paul Verhoevens “Starship Troopers,” I’m only mostly sure it’s a parody.  The general who gives you command briefings says things like “I’m pretty sure this is a country.” and “Explode them with Freedom!”  And there is a dedicated button which makes your little pixelated character flex.  There is also a local and online multiplayer function, so you can play this game solo, or with your own bros.
Broforce is a downloadable video game from Steam and Playstation network.

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Podcast: CCR22: The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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The Chrononaut Cinema Reviews crew tackles 1923’s silent adaptation of Victor Hugo’s novel.  Come for the pretty goats, stay for the pointy hats.

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This podcast was originally posted at Skinner.FM on April 10, 2016.

Chrononaut Cinema Reviews is presented by http://skinner.fm and Way of the Buffalo, and is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported License.

Hugh Likes Video Games: Pokemon Red

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Pokemon Red Version
Nintendo
Nintendo 3DS/Game Boy
Pokémon_box_art_-_Red_Version
2016 is Pokemon’s 20th anniversary.  As such, Nintendo is pulling out all the stops for a year full of new games, giveaways, and other special events.  One of the first is a rerelease of the original gameboy Pokemon titles as downloads for the 3DS.
I played the original Pokemon Yellow as a teenager when it was originally released, admiring the rather deep strategic RPG gameplay beneath the cartoonish aesthetic.  This new version retains the style and the feel of the original on 3DS.  Like other Virtual Console releases, this is a pixel-perfect rendition, and the game looks great on the New 3DS XL screen.  Unlike other game boy rereleases, Pokemon retains its multiplayer capabilities.  Players can trade monsters and fight with their friends using local wireless in place of the Game Boy link cable.  This system is limited to players in the same room, and is functionally identical to its 90’s link-cable counterpart.
Pokemon is an early and easily the most popular entry in the ‘collectable monster’ sub-genre of RPGs.  Players take the role of a boy traveling across a large island to collect and raise Pokemon, monstrous animals that can be trained to fight.  Along the way, they assist a scientist working to classify the creatures, constantly foil a criminal organization, and battle all comers in hopes of being the best there ever was.
The strategic aspect of the game is basically a more complicated version of rock papers scissors.  Each monster has an elemental type, and its attacks are weaker or stronger against other types.  Fire is strong against Grass and weak against Water, for example.  Player raise their monsters with a fairly simple leveling system, but can teach certain moves to their team members to give them an advantage.  The game strikes a nice balance of being simple enough for a child to learn with deeper enough strategy for more experienced players.
Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow are currently available for 3DS from the Nintendo eshop.  While they don’t boast the dazzling 3D graphics of more recent entries, they are sure to delight nostalgic fans.

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Hugh Likes Comics: Ordinary

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Ordinary
Written by Rob Williams
Drawn by D’Israeli
Published by Titan Comics
ordinary
What would the world be like if everyone had super powers?  If anyone could do anything, what would you do?  At what point does the extraordinary become commonplace?  “Ordinary” is the story of what happens when everyone in the world wakes up to discover they have superhuman abilities.  Everyone, except perennial loser Michael Fisher.
Written by Rob Williams, the story is a wonderful little gem.  WIlliams does a great job of reducing a vast high-concept down to the smallest, most discrete story possible, and tells it with poignancy and humor.
D’Israeli’s art is a real standout in this comic.  His art captures the chaos and grandeur of the story, while filling the background with an astounding variety of super-powers, both wondrous and wacky.  This isn’t your stock Big-2 super-powered world, and D’israeli really nails that home.
“Ordinary” is a thoughtful little graphic novel that is by turns funny, awe-inspiring, and heart-breaking.  If you’re looking for something with superheroes that falls outside the usual punch-outs, this is for you.  I received my copy as a part of a package from Comic Bento, a curated graphic novel delivery service.  You can also find it on Comixology or in your local comics shop.

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Hugh Likes Fiction: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (novelization)

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Hugh Likes Fiction-Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Written by Alan Dean Foster
Based on a script by Lawrence Kasdan, J.J. Abrams, and Michael Arndt
Audiobook narration by Marc Thompson
Published by Random House Audio
TFAnovel
Alan Dean Foster’s novelization of blockbuster Sci-Fi film Star Wars: The Force Awakens lacks the polish and ingenuity of the original prose content of the new Star Wars canon, but it is still and enjoyable read for fans of the series.
Hewing fairly closely to the plot of the film, it follows salvager Rey and escaped stormtrooper Finn on their adventures in a galaxy far, far away.  Foster embellishes here and there and delves into the deeper motivations of the characters, but it is a mostly faithful rendition of the plot.  The few added scenes, such as an encounter in a tavern and a snowspeeder chase on Star-killer Base feel more like deleted scenes from an earlier version of the script than things Foster added himself.
Foster’s writing is quick and exciting, although it can get a bit bogged down and melodramatic at times.  It suffers from the demand of quick turn-around time that is a necessary evil of the medium.  If you go in knowing its there, it is easily forgivable.
I experienced this novel as a CD audiobook.  It was narrated by voice actor Marc Thompson, who brings a bit too much emotion to the narration, but his dialogue is fantastic.  He brings each of these characters to life in a way that is consistent with their film counterparts.  Overall, his is enjoyable to listen to.
The Novelization of Star Wars: The Force Awakens isn’t for everybody, but if you’re a die-hard fan, or are interested in film/novel adaptation, this novel is for you.

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Hugh Likes Podcasts: Into It with Elle Collins

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Into It With Elle Collins
Hosted by Elle Collins
Intoitpodcast.com
IntoIt
A podcast for all the things you love, Into It is an interview podcast in which host Elle Collins delves deeply into a piece of pop culture with a guest who is a dedicated fan.  It’s similar to Jackie Kashian’s The Dork Forrest, but more tightly focused on pop culture ephemera than unusual hobbies.
Host Elle Collins invites a guest on each week to share something they love and talk about why they love it.  Topics are usually quite nerdy but Elle and her guests do their best to approach each episode with a perspective that outsiders can enjoy.  It is a podcast about sharing, after all.
Episodes range from Pokemon to pro wrestling to an excellent three-episode retrospective on the Star Wars trilogy.  Guests are often other podcasters or media critics, and this show can be a gateway drug to a host of other cool, nerdy podcasts.  They’ve included Jay Rachel Edidin, Chris Sims, and DJ Benhameen, all of whom have other excellent podcasts in a similar vein.
For a nerdy, offbeat podcast that shatters the conventional stereotypes of nerd culture while embracing true nerdiness, give Elle a listen.  You can find Into It with Elle Collins in iTunes or at intoitpodcast.com .

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Podcast: CCR Comentary: The X-Files: Excelsis Dei

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Watch along with JRD, Opopinax, and Hugh as they talk over X-Files episode “Exelcis Dei.”

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This podcast was originally posted at Skinner.fm on April 1, 2016.

Chrononaut Cinema Reviews is presented by http://skinner.fm and Way of the Buffalo, and is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported License.

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Podcast: The Freelance Hunters: The Gold Equations

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You can’t take it with you in “The Gold Equations,” A Freelance Hunters Adventure written and performed by Hugh J. O’Donnell.

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This episode was originally posted at TheFreelanceHunters.com on September 9, 2015.  Click on the link for more Freelance Hunters stories in audio and digital formats.

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Hugh Likes Podcasts: The Flop House

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The Flop House
Dan McCoy, Stewart Wellington, and Elliott Kalan
The Maximum Fun Network

It should come as no surprise to regular readers that I’m admittedly kind of a podcast hipster.  I love shows about nerds telling jokes about bad movies.  I’m even a member of one.  It’s a nerdom that for me goes all the way back to watching MST3K on the Sci-Fi Channel Saturday mornings.  There are a lot of bad movie podcasts out in the wilds of iTunes, but The Flop House is special because it brings so much more improvisational humor, lightness, and camaraderie to the recording.
Hosted by veteran Daily Show Producer Dan McCoy and writer Elliott Kalan along with their friend Stewart Wellington, each episode examines a different commercial bomb.  They talk about the aspects of the film and decide whether or not the flop is as bad as it seems or if it deserves another chance.
What sets The Flop House apart is the second half of the show, in which the hosts open up the mail bag, accompanied by an improvised and surprisingly long song by Elliott.  I can’t think of a way to appealingly describe it, and they seem like they should be terrible, but they are in fact delightful and charming.  That’s the best way I can explain the podcast as a whole.  The hosts are knowledgeable, funny, and have a real sense of friendship that is brought to the fore.  The Flop House is a podcast that seems like it shouldn’t work on paper, but is in fact a wonder that is more than the sum of its parts.
It also has a huge back catalog.  The Flop House recently celebrated its 200th episode, so there are plenty of old episodes to go back and find a movie you’d like to hear them discuss.
The Flop House is hosted by the Maximum Fun Network and can be found online at flophousepodcast.com.  It can be downloaded from iTunes and other podcatching services.

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