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Hugh Likes Comics: Dracula, Motherf**ker!

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Dracula, Motherf**cker!
Written by Alex de Campi

Drawn by Erica Henderson

Published by Image Comics

The Skinny: A ’70s Neo-Noir take on the classic Dracula story.

1970s Los Angeles is a city in love with youth, and with death. And when aging starlet Bebe Beauland faces losing the former, she turns to the later, resurrectomg Dracula. The vampire was attacked and imprisoned by his brides nearly a century before. When crime-scene photography Quincy Harker sells evidence of Bebe’s apparent death, he becomes a target for the Dracula and Bebe. But his brides aren’t about to leave their job half-done.
Dracula, Motherf**cker! positively oozes sleezy, ’70s neo-noir and Hammer horror personality. Short and stylish, this graphic novel pulls you in like a vampire’s gaze, demanding you pore over each sumptuous page. de Campi’s fang-sharp writing and Henderson’s at times grotesque art, colored in eye-searing saturated palates, never letting go until the very last page. Henderson’s softer drawing style creates an appealing contrast with the gritty subject matter, and her depiction of the count, not as a suave and seductive foreign nobleman, but as a sort of impenetrable, unknowable cloud of darkness, protean and shadowy, with too many eyes, mouths, or hands, shifting from panel to panel, is unsettling and masterfully juxtaposed to Quincy’s gritty and detailed corpse photography, much of which we see from the point-of-view of his camera lens.
De Campi’s writing is also layered and intriguing, taking the unusual perspective of the three brides, barely bit-players in Stokers novel, raised to the status of dubious anti-heroes as they revenge themselves on their creator and disrupt his own plans for them. It’s a refreshing take on a well-tread tale, and the book is exceptional for it.
If you’re looking for a treat this Halloween, Dracula, Motherf**ker! fits the bill. You can find it digitally via Comixolgy, or in print at your local comics shop.

Halloween Drabbles #14: Frost

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A black frost, a killing frost, lay heavy on the ground when he awoke that morning. Most of the nearby crops had yet to be harvested, and this disaster would mean a lean winter for the village.
He ventured outside, bracing against the sudden cold, and put his hand to the earth.
As he suspected, the early frost which had defied his predictions wasn’t a natural occurrence.
He looked out at the fields, and saw one was already cleared. He would start there. Dark magic hung over the village, and he would root it out before it did more harm.

The Mountain’s Shadow is now available from Amazon and Smashwords!

Halloween Drabbles #13: The Super Market

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The Super Market has everything you could every want, if you can pay. Laser eyes, for the price of control. The power of flight at the cost of a fear of closed spaces. Lightning speed in exchange for a mother’s love. Everything must balance.
But these are all trinkets, compared to the real bargain: The power to never die and never grow old. As long as they love you, you will live forever. But this demands the highest price of all. You become a story with no end: Never changing, never growing. To stay yourself for good or ill forever.

The Mountain’s Shadow is now available from Amazon and Smashwords!

Podcast Repost: NP B-12 – Just Hanging Out

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Welcome to Nostalgia Pilots!
Spence is busy this week, so Hugh, Jason, and Jurd are hanging out this week, talking about some non-Gundam video games, anime, movies, and comics that we’ve been enjoying.

Halloween Drabbles #12: Dangerous

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We decided to take a shortcut home through the graveyard. We’d been warned it was dangerous, of course, but what better night than Halloween?
The path was lit by the light of the full moon through the skeletal branches, and leaves crunched under our feet as we held hands. We felt a thrill, but no fear as we passed the stone markers of our antecedents.
We didn’t even know about the escaped killer until the next day, when they found his body hidden in the bushes, trampled to death and surrounded by skeletal footprints.

The Mountain’s Shadow is now available from Amazon and Smashwords!

Halloween Drabbles #11: Dagger

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They found the dagger resting in a pile of treasure, it’s ruby-studded cap glinting in the torchlight. The thief, captivated, reached out to take it but the mage stopped his hand.
“Don’t you think it’s a bit too easy?”
“Don’t be such so paranoid,” he said. “It ain’t trapped, I checked.”
After that, the thief always carried it with him, and the rest of the party noticed a dramatic shift in his personality. The cleric was certain he was cursed, but he was so deadly with the new blade that they let the matter rest.
Until it was too late.

The Mountain’s Shadow is now available from Amazon and Smashwords!

Halloween Drabbles: Demon

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They had worked on the original creation, and were immensely proud of it. For millions of years, the divine forces of light, heat and gravity interacted in a vast cosmic dance predictable down to the second. It was good.
Until suddenly, the universe wasn’t quite spinning properly. Something had been added.
That was how they found out about life.
The work hadn’t been enough. The Creator had to go and add to it, infesting the universe with teeming objects that behaved unpredictably and upset the clockwork perfection of their universe.
They’d expunged it from three planets before they were caught.

The Mountain’s Shadow is now available from Amazon and Smashwords!

Halloween Drabbles #9: Chains

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We found the chains in the back corner of the basement behind the broken tables, the crushed instruments, and the bloody mess of the body. They were two inches thick, nearly impossible to lift, and shattered in three places.
“You figure he was doing some kind of weird experiments down here?” My partner asked, gingerly avoiding the minefield of broken glass. He was staring at the victim, if the word could be applied.
“Looks that way,” I said. “But where’s whoever, or whatever he was experimenting on?”
I felt hot breath on the back of my neck. I turned around.

The Mountain’s Shadow is now available from Amazon and Smashwords!

Halloween Drabbles #8: Castle

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The castle was his life’s work. He’d been an apprentice mason when the baron had ordered it’s construction, and they began by building the keep from the existing stones of an old Roman ruin, incorporating the mound beneath into a defensive hill.The initial construction had taken ten years, through which he had risen from apprentice to master. The rest of his life had been dedicated to expanding the site, adding walls, gatehouses, moats and outbuildings.Finally, he was finished. He passed his tools down to his sons and retired.He heard the cannons attack the walls the next day.

The Mountain’s Shadow is now available from Amazon and Smashwords!

Halloween Drabbles #7: Rise

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“Please,” the baker said. “You have to help me. She died in the night…”
The necromancer frowned and looked down at the jar in his hands. It was an interesting case, and he had brought back smaller creatures before, but yeast?
“I will try, but necromancy isn’t a miracle. I can bring it back, but it won’t be unchanged.”
“The taste shouldn’t be effected. I just need it to last long enough to make a new sourdough starter. A few days.”
The necromancer coaxed the dead yeast into rising again, but all the baker could create with it was unbread.

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