The personal assistant looked over her boss’s latest health report. She managed every aspect of the billionaire’s life, from his diet and exercise regime to making sure he received regular massages.
Everything looked good, although he was starting to complain that he was gaining weight. She would say ‘nicely marbled.’
She made a mental note that, like her previous clients, he should have an accident soon. Death by adventure was common in his tax bracket: Helicopter crashes, skiing mishaps, sports car wrecks.
And before she started looking for a new job, she would host one of her famous dinner parties.

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