Management resorted to necromancy when the promised robotics revolution failed to deliver. HR congratulated themselves on creating a workforce that never needed a cost-of-living increase and was magically compelled to keep working.
The zombie workers joked that the job was killing them, but it wasn’t like management had any brains to eat. But as the months of hazardous work wore on, they knew they had to do something.
They couldn’t go on strike, and they would get no sympathy from the living world.
But they could still bite, and then they’d see who the brains of the operation really were.

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