He exited superluminal space discombobulated, but his ship’s medical computer detected no injuries. He had done the impossible, traveling farther and faster than any human before him. And he returned to tell the tale.
Earth was just as beautiful as when he left, but that was understandable. A two-week superluminal trip for him equated to two years of Earth time.
He brought up his communications hub to brag about his accomplishment. But as he logged into Earth’s network, he felt a rising panic. His social media feeds were gone, decimated in his absence. He wept for all the lost memes.

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