The junior diplomat clicked her claws in frustration as she read over her new assignment again. She had been from one end of the galaxy to the other and served the Alliance on a dozen worlds, but the Anomurians and the Cyclidae at least looked normal.
Now she was assigned to a backwater planet where the dominant lifeforms weren’t even decopoid. Instead of following its normal course, evolution on the planet had favored a species of hairy, paranoid, ape-like maniacs.
She scuttled into her supervisor’s office. She had to find a way to be assigned anywhere but the planet Earth.

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