“Which door would you like to open?” The guest host asked with a slight German accent.
“Number three!” The contestant shouted, jumping up and down in her excitement. The audience cheered.
“Very well,” the host said, studio lights glittering off his round spectacles. “But first, let us open door number one!”
A swimsuit model moved towards the technicolor-painted set piece and posed dramatically. The program suddenly cut to a commercial. When the game show resumed, the episode changed. They had put on a rerun with a different host and contestant.
Dt. Shrödinger’s tenure as a game show host was short-lived.

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