The witch discovered the intruder hanging just outside the garden shed. The body was wrapped up tight and hung between two trees. All four limbs were wrapped tightly in sticky webbing.
He was still struggling, which was good. It was always such a hassle when she found them too late. She hated paperwork.
“I’ll have you down in a bit, love,” She said. She went back inside and got her stepladder and the good saw. Contrary to popular opinion, giant spiders made excellent pets. But like most domesticated solitary predators, they had a tendency to leave ‘presents’ for their owners.