I knocked on the door of my advisor’s office at magic college.
“You wanted to see me, Professor?”
“Yes, come in. I’ve been reviewing your application to pursue a double major, and I want you to clarify something for me,” He said.
“Is there a problem?”
“Necromancy and Bardic Studies.” He said, looking over the form. “How do you plan to apply these fields practically?”
“Necromancers raise the dead, and bards entertain the living, right? And even the dead can dance.”
“So this would be for performance?”
“I’m going to be the most metal bard of all time!” I exclaimed.

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