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The Freelance Hunters: The Unknown Package, Part 5 of 5

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The morning of Parade Night dawned watery and gray with a hint of chill already in the air. Revelers lined up early, their spirits not the slightest bit dampened. Each vied for the best spots along the parade route. Strolling bards and merchants, food carts and beer wagons all did their best to separate the crowd from their coins. The urchins of the Proudfoot home did much the same, although with less fanfare and merriment.
The revelers all dressed for the festivities. Some wore feast-day best, while others wore colorful costumes as imaginative as the performers. Not to be outdone by Mage Lords, all the peoples of the city organized their own crewes and paraded through the streets with floats, musicians, and jugglers. While none of them would dare to claim that they were trying to outdo the Riverfolk, for whom this was a solemn and important part of their social calendar, the Human, Half-Elf, Mountainfolk, and Hillfolk all rattled their sabers at one another, with each faction trying as hard as the could to win the favor of the crowd. It was a display of wealth and power, and while there would be no official winner, they would spend the next three frozen months discussing little else than today’s events.
The Sun finally appeared late in the afternoon, as though casting one last look upon her Riverfolk children, and set red and sudden behind the western hill. It was the signal for the real parade to begin.
On the rooftops high above the city, it was the signal for another figure to begin a journey of his own.
He too was dressed for the occasion, in a tunic and cloak in shades of gray and blue so dark they were almost black. He carried a bulging sack that seemed too large for his Hillfolk frame but managed it as though it weighed nothing at all. In deference to the occasion, he wore a crown of black velvet antlers.
The figure moved silently from roof to roof, making his way from Dockside to Small-Town. He dodged rain barrels and hid behind chimneys as the occasional mage-summoned firework lit the darkening sky in garish flames. A few enterprising citizens with flat roofs camped above, but these he mostly avoided, and if they noticed him, they made no sign. Some things that were cause for alarm were perfectly reasonable on Parade Night.
It was barely full dark when Bingo found himself at the edge of Small-Town. He stood on the roof of a gray factory building, staring across the alley that separated it from the Proudfoot Home for Wayward Hillfolk Youth. Save for a single candle, the building was dark. That would be Mr. Simmons, the old night watchman. Bingo remembered him, and if nothing had changed, he would not be much of an obstacle. The townhouses on either side were dark. They’d been bought up and hollowed out by the family years ago, and were a collection of fronts, dead drops, and safehouses, littered with secret entrances and hidden tunnels. He watched them for a long time, but tonight nobody went in or out.
Bingo reached into a hidden pocket and pulled out a fledge. He twisted the legs flat and flicked a switch on the beak, opening it to reveal a hidden lens. He raised it to his eye like a spyglass and examined the rooftop, finding the best spot. He collapsed the fledge down again, making a few twists here and releasing a hidden catch there to reveal a grapnel and a coil of black silk cord. He hooked the roof on the first try, and a simple three-story tightrope walk later, he was standing on the roof of his childhood home. He spotted all the familiar hazards. Its shadowed tripwires and trapped flagstones were all right where he remembered them. He collapsed his fledge again and made his careful way across the stones. He ignored the false access door and instead made his way to an attic window. He flicked a tail feather and the fledge’s gem eyes projected a beam of soft, blue light. Producing the other fledge, he twisted a talon into a skeleton key. Under the faint illumination, he found the secret lock. It looked good, but Miss Rosemary had had plenty of time to upgrade things. He unlocked the door with a faint click, and the window swung outward on well-oiled hinges. He was glad to see he wasn’t the only orphan who’d found this passage out. Bingo slipped inside, reminding himself that while his actions were technically breaking and entering, they weren’t burglary. Just the opposite, in fact.
He began with the top floor, the boys’ dormitory. The older boys were all still out, pinching wallets and fawning rings. Only the youngest were abed, and all of them were asleep. Quickly and quietly, he went about his work, leaving packages at the foot of each bed filled with candy and toys, along with warm winter clothes. Glory’s work was beyond reproach. Not only was the sack nearly as light as air, it always gave him exactly what he wanted every time he opened it.
He moved to the stairs, carefully avoiding the ones that creaked and the third from the top, which was rigged to break. He didn’t touch the handrail at all. He snuck past the snoring watchman, who was strategically positioned on the 2nd story landing between the girls’ and boys’ dorms. He looked as old and weather-beaten as he remembered. Bingo found a scarf and a bottle of something for him in the sack. He’d ruined a number of schemes in Bingo’s boyhood, but he’d always looked out for him.
The girls’ dorm was forbidden territory from his youth, but the layout was just the same. He distributed the rest of the gifts and moved on as quickly as he dared, the residual dread of being caught here of all places still hiding in his memories like fog in a valley. He made his way back to the stairs, and down to the ground floor.
He hung went straight to work in the massive dining hall, hanging streamers and tinsel. He covered the long tables with a feast, piling so many cakes and jugs of cider that he was afraid the ancient wood would collapse. He moved to the pantries and loaded them with a whole season’s worth of sausages, preserved fruit, and other goodies.
He looked into his sack and found only one gift left.
The door to the Headmistress’s Office was stoutly locked and definitely trapped. It was the one room in the building that Bingo had never managed to break into as a child. Even now, it made him a little nervous. He brought out the fledges and got to work. True to form, Rosemary had no less than a dozen sensors, a sophisticated alarm mechanism he was mostly sure he disabled, and a hidden needle coated with itching poison. It wasn’t fatal, but you’d wish it was. But after a few minutes of work, Bingo was satisfied to hear nothing as the silent hinges swung inward. He pulled out a bouquet of hothouse-grown white roses, Miss Rosemary’s favorites. He left them, along with a note, on the perfectly neat desk, and paused. Doubtless, that desk was full of secrets. It might even have a clue to his birth parents. He’d left on such rotten terms with her, he’d never gotten a chance to see his file. She’d reminded him of that fact when he left. He bet she still had it in that big antique desk of hers.
But just as he moved towards the top drawer, he had a feeling like a gong sounding between his ears. Glory sent her signal. Rosemary and her urchins were on their way back, and there would be hell to pay if he was still here when they arrived. He didn’t take the time to reset the office door, but made his way quickly back up the way he had come and out through the attic.
From his perch on the roof across the alley, he watched them return, a tide of hill children in grubby black cloaks, led by Miss Rosemary, thumping her cane with every step. She looked older than he remembered. She fished into her coat for the big front door key, and they all shuffled silently inside like a line of ghosts.
When they reached the dining hall, the building erupted in light and noise. Bingo watched through the fledge in spyglass mode. Children ran everywhere shouting, laughing, and screaming. Some tried to purloin all the gifts before anyone else could. Others tried to take what they could from the other children. Some tried to cram as much food as they could into their faces before someone stopped them. It was a hurricane, with Miss Rosemary standing ancient and imperious in the center, with her great black hat and hickory stick. Bingo thought she leaned a bit more heavily on it than he remembered, and her face looked a bit more careworn.
She picked out a few of the older boys and girls to break up the fights and get everything organized. It was an efficient system, although it relied on more delegation than he remembered in his day. They got the children seated and started passing out plates and cups. A few of the older kids gathered up the scattered packages and redistributed them, making sure nobody was left out.
Miss Rosemary did an inspection of the rooms on the first floor, and Bingo had to admit to feeling a thrill as she stood red-faced and stunned before her open office door. She practically stomped to her desk. She raised her arms as though she were about to knock the roses in the trash, but instead, she sat down defeated in her chair and plucked up the card.
Bingo watched her expression go from rage to bemusement and finally to settle into a smile that seemed a little sad. She brought the roses to her nose and sniffed them before cutting a single blossom free and fixing it to her blouse. She stood with some difficulty and rejoined her charges.
The children were eating together, laughing and comparing new hats and gloves, or playing with their new toys in the candlelight. If it weren’t for the uniforms, they could be normal children on Parade Night.
Bingo watched for a while, tempted to rush down, and knowing it was a terrible idea. Those children didn’t need to see him. He’d done this deed to get clear of the debt, but he found himself feeling inexplicably light.
He’d spent a long time running from his past, but it had come for him anyway. But as much as he’d hated that place, he felt something akin to affection, to freedom. He wasn’t running anymore. Bingo blinked away a few tears and set the fledges back in his cloak. Their weight felt comfortable at last.
There was a brilliant mage-work flash of light above, and bells started tolling midnight across the city. The parade was over, and the Riverfolk were sealing the lake behind them in a thick layer of ice. As the last chime faded, a snowflake drifted down and landed on Bingo’s gloved hand.
He watched it melt as he made his way down to the street. Somewhere, his friends were waiting for him. It was a new year, and the night was young. He would make the most of both.

The Freelance Hunters, Season One: The Unknown Package, Part 4 of 5

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The two Proudfoots took a table in a corner of the store’s backroom. They watched a small army of clerks unload cart after cart that arrived and departed like clockwork.
“We’re in the last of our Parade Night rush,” Big Jim explained.
“I’m chuffed to see you still doing well,” Bingo said. He sipped tea from a chipped brown mug. It was as sweet and strong as he remembered.
Big Jim took out a pipe and lit it with a match. He offered his bag to Bingo, who declined. It was one of many habits he’d never picked up. “It seems like every merchant and farmer on the island wants to get one last shipment in before the city freezes. And where do they think I’ll store it, I ask you. Am I a mage? My sons will have my hide if they catch me smoking back here, so let’s keep this between us,” he said conspiratorially. “Now, why don’t you show me one of those presents everyone has been whispering about?”
Bingo hesitated before reaching into his coat and producing a fledge. It seemed a small thing, resting on the chipped tabletop. But was probably worth more than most of the goods in the stockroom put together. Jim whistled around his pipe appreciatively, but made no move to take the object. “That’s the genuine article, alright. Why don’t you put it away before someone sees?” Bingo gave him an appraising look as he disappeared the object into a hidden pocket.
“And what makes you so sure, Mr. Proudfoot? I always thought you were a legitimate businessman. Can you spot such elicit goods with a glance?”
“First of all, call me Jim. You’re well past your coming of age. And I know because there has been little talk of anything else around town. You’d know that if you stuck closer to the ground.”
“I’ve been out of town.”
“On assignment for that Bywater witch?” Bingo grimaced.
“I don’t work for Glory. We’re a part of a team.”
“Are you sure about that? Mages are crafty, and women, well they can be worse. Especially for a man of your age. I’d hate to see you get out from one woman’s thumb to only be led around by another.”
“It’s not like that. We work together, is all. She’s useful.”
“My mistake. I assumed you had an interest, but maybe I shouldn’t have. You were awfully close with… what was the lad’s name?” Bingo slammed his mug on the tabletop, harder than he’d meant to, but he kept the steel in his grimace as he stared down the old man.
“That was a long time ago, and I got out.”
“So you say, so you say,” Big Jim made a placating gesture. “But now Madame Rosemary’s found a way to stir it all up again. And with not just one fledge, but two? She’s got you over a barrel, no mistake.”
“Your ear for gossip is better than I’d expect. A re you on The Five?” Bingo asked almost before he could stop himself. Unlike traditional Hillfolk clans, the exact membership of the council of elders was kept strictly secret, for safety.
Big Jim gave him a wicked grin from behind his pipe. “I hear things, is all. But never mind about me. What are you going to get Miss Rosemary in return?”
“That isn’t possible.”
“The adventuring business can’t be as bad as all that, can it?”
“She didn’t commission those expecting an exchange. She means to shackle me with them.”
“Well, surely a clever boy like you can find a way out of a snare as simple as that.”
“There’s nothing I can give her that would come close to clearing that balance. The whole town’s already in an uproar! I may have to bend the knee to her just to save my skin.”
Big Jim chuckled. “And here I thought you the boy that bought himself out of clan debt when nobody else could. A gift isn’t the wrapping it comes in. It isn’t something that you buy, it’s something you feel.”
“What do you mean?”
“If this is a trap, outthink her. You can’t give Rosemary Proudfoot what she expects. So you’ll have to give her something she doesn’t know she wants.”
Bingo took a deep breath. He’d been running since he’d unwrapped the fledges. He’d been trying to protect himself. Jim was right. He needed to slow down and take stock of his situation. But this was a new depth for him. He’d been trained as a thief. Giving wasn’t a part of his nature. As he looked around, all he saw was the trimmings. The tinsel and the stockings and the oranges. The parts of the feast that he’d dreamed about when he was eating gruel and listening to fireworks, the bonfires he’d longed for while he was huddled in bed, pretending to sleep as the chill of winter fell over the city.
And suddenly, all at once, he found the answer. It would be expensive, and it would be dangerous, but he’d managed to sneak out of the Proudfoot home when he was still in training. It was considered a right of passage. Surely breaking in couldn’t be that hard. He grinned.
“Jim, I think I have something, but it’ll be a big order.”
It was nearly sunset whenBingo returned home. He had a stack of packages under his arms and a phalanx of delivery boys and girls trailing in his wake. After making a brief stop to settle accounts with Mr. Gannet, and to give him a little something for his trouble, Bingo marched upstairs and oversaw the stacking of boxes in the sitting room.
Joachim and Glory sat by the hearth. The warrior was darning his chainmail while the mage frowned over a thick tome. They paused to watch the proceedings with interest. When the last crate was delivered, making a pile that nearly reached the rafters, Bingo gave each of his helpers a copper rat and sent them on their way.
“Rent’s sorted,” he said by way of greeting, and tossed each fo them a jingling bag.
“We ate, but there’s some soup and bread left if you’re hungry,” Joachim said, and went back to his work. Glory eyed the pile of goods with an arched eyebrow.
“What is all this?” She asked.
“Oh, just a few odds and ends. For Parade Night, you understand.”
Glory set down her book and examined the stack. “Candied oranges, tinsel, holly, an entire storefront window of toys, and that a ham? What did all this cost you?”
“Most of my share. I’ll be eating light until spring, but it won’t be a problem.”
“Why the sudden change of heart?” Joachim asked.
“I’ve been thinking about my predicament, and I’ve come up with a solution. It’s not just a way to get clear, but maybe do some good for once, too. You remember that I said I never had a proper Parade Night celebration?”
“Yes.”
“Well, the kiddies at the orphanage are going to get the Parade Night of their lives this year!”
“From what you told me of your mentor,” Glory said, digging into a box of sugar biscuits. “She will hardly stand for this act of generosity.”
“Those aren’t for you,” Bingo snatched the tin away from her. “But you’re bang on. I guess I’ll have to sneak in. If only I had a set of top of the line burglary tools, eh?”
“Well, it sound like you’ve got it all figured out,” Glory said.
“There is one thing,” he asked.
“Looking for helpers?”
“I’ll handle the distribution, but I’m going to need away to carry it. You wouldn’t be able to magic me up a bottomless sack to carry all this loot, would you?”
“If you only need it for a day, it shouldn’t be a problem. I’d be happy to help.”
“Butter on bacon! Joachim, I do have a spot for you in this little heist too.”
“Oh?”
“Grab a good spot on the Bridge of Blessings and start celebrating early.”
The big human smirked. “I suppose.”
“Don’t get too pickled. I’ll need you to keep a lookout. Can you and Glory send me a signal when the urchins are on their way back?” The pair nodded.
“Magic. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get this feast in the oven in time for tomorrow’s festivities!” Bingo set to work, looking happier than his companions could ever remember seeing him.

The Freelance Hunters, Season One: The Unknown Package, Part 3 of 5

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Bingo left the apartment at first light. Despite turning in early, he hadn’t slept a wink. He lay awake all night, turning one of the fledges over and over in his hands, getting used to the feel of them and discovering their secrets. They were as wondrous as their reputations claimed. With a few deft twists and the pressing of a hidden lever, they transformed into anything he might need. He immersed himself in study of the devices, learning all their secrets. Sleep was impossible, and it was easier to concentrate on that than the trouble they’d brought him.
The foggy streets were nearly empty, but Bingo still ducked out the back, using all his talents to get lost in Dockside’s warren of alleys. If Miss Rosemary had invested enough to acquire a pair of fledges, there was no doubt she’d have the building watched. He’d wager there were other eyes on him as well. Carabos had a prodigious and thriving underworld, and word got around when a fledge was commissioned. There’d surely be a few bravos willing to try him for an soft mark.
Bingo ducked into a hole-in-the-wall teashop he knew well for a bite of breakfast. The Half-Elf family that ran it, miraculously, didn’t seem to be in anybody’s pocket, and the establishment was widely considered neutral ground. It was the sort of place where greasy eggs were served by ageless waitresses who called everyone ‘Doll.’ There was better food to be had in the city, but no place was safer. He picked out three sets of tails over his tea, and signaled two of them that they were made and should move along. The third he judged to be so inept that they weren’t even worth the effort. After breakfast, he walked a brisk lap around the neighborhood to lose them, then doubled back to his fence in plenty of time to make his delivery. The fledges poked him in the ribs the whole way.
Joe was a disreputable but honest jeweler that preferred working with mercenaries and tomb-raiders over pickpockets. Bingo liked the spectacled human because he knew the right questions to ask and always bargained fairly. He’d worked with him ever since he climbed his way out of the black market and into grayer ones. Joe gave the emerald a careful examination, and a curious sniff, before offering a figure that wasn’t what Bingo hoped for, but was well above what he’d feared.
The treasure hunter absent-mindedly began to haggle when a piece of jewelry on another bench caught his eye. A breathtaking ruby and diamond necklace sat in mid-repair, the stones a scattering of stars on a black cloth. The hazy outline of a plan formed in the back of Bingo’s mind.
It would be the work of less than a second to transfer the gems to his pocket, and from there to less savory shops, who would scatter and resell them for a sum tidy enough to clear even Bingo’s new debt. Joe wouldn’t fail to notice, of course, but he could hardly go to the law. And Bingo would be square with the Proudfoot clan again, meaning he’d be able to call in some old favors to keep ahead of any repercussions.
But that was always how it started. A theft here and a favor there, and he’d be right back where he started, snared like a fly in Rosemary Proudfoot’s web.
And then there was the vow. He’d made it all formally and proper in the Temple of Lady Barley herself. He’d sworn an oath that he’d never steal for Rosemary or the Proudfoots ever again. And while his relationship with the gods was strictly casual, he’d kept his word. He hadn’t stolen so much as a copper rat for the clan since breaking away.
While the work he’d done since joining up with Glory and Joachim, on occasion, might appear very similar to burglary to the untrained eye, he wasn’t a thief anymore. He’d gone honest, if not precisely straight, and grabbing the necklace would bring all that crashing down. It was exactly what Miss Rosemary wanted.
The room suddenly felt too close and too warm. Bingo rushed through the rest of negotiations, knowing he was taking less than he should, but knowing for a fact that every second he stayed in that workshop brought him a second closer to losing his soul. He felt like a caged animal. Air and sunlight were what he wanted at that moment, damn the gold. After exchanging the emerald for seven hundred krakens, he hurried out to the street and the anonymity of the growing crowd.
Lost in worry, Bingo wandered the streets, letting the crowd take him where it will, and making judicious changes in course whenever his instincts told him he was being watched by unfriendly eyes. As the morning wore on, his feet took him along familiar but long-abandoned routes into the last place he wanted to be: Smalltown. The labyrinth of brick-and-timber buildings housed Carabos’s boisterous Hillfolk and Mountainfolk populations. It was a place for traveling Hillfolk teamsters to find clean rooms to let, with quality stables for their ponies. It was a place for young Dwarves just down from the mountains to make their fortunes as artisans apprenticed to the great merchant houses.
On the surface, the smaller folk banded together for convenience and mutual aid. It was a respectable, safe part of the city that wasn’t nearly so troublesome as the Human or Half-Elf quarters. Bingo knew that the truth of it was that the Hill and Mountainfolk knew better than to make a mess at home.
The Proudfoots ran Smalltown through a mixture of implied threats, closely held debts, and cult-like secrecy. Most Hillfolk Clans were fervent in their devotion to genealogy and heraldry. A Bywater or an Appleton could list their family connections ten generations back, and pinpoint their position on a family tree blindfolded. The Proudfoots, being foundlings and outcasts, didn’t go in for such fripperies. They barely seemed to be a clan at all, and they didn’t even have a proper clan Head, or a Crown, the traditional council of elders that advised him.
What they did have was the Heel, a position whispered about in back rooms and dark alleys, and their Toes. But those positions were entirely secret. Any upstanding Hillfolk merchant could be a Toe, or the Heel themself. And you wouldn’t know it until it was too late. This meant that Hillfolk were accorded a great deal of respect in the city, if only out of fear. Hillfolk shops and businesses were targeted less than half as frequently as others, because you never knew who might come for revenge. Bingo figured that Rosemary had to be a Toe. Her work was too important to the clan for it to be otherwise. But he’d never worked out any of the other members, even the one that had spoken in his defense. The Toes had ultimately decided his fate, when he made the unprecedented commitment to buy his freedom from the clan.
“Well bless my soul if it isn’t young Bingo!” He was jolted from his thoughts by a voice calling his name. He looked up to find himself in front of a makeshift stage.
It was surrounded by a crowd of people, nearly all of them Hillfolk, with a few Mountainfolk sprinkled in. It was piled high with all manner of goods, but in the center was a glass jar twice Bingo’s height. It was filled three-quarters high with coins, mostly low-value rats and dogs, but a few eagles and even a golden kraken or two could be seen glittering in the stage lights.
The speaker was a Hillfolk gentleman with long grey mustaches. He stood in front of the hoard, holding his fine black top hat in his hands, and shouting to the crowd. Bingo remembered the annual Proudfoot and Sons charity drive for wayward hill-children. He’d been paraded out to beg at the event once or twice, before he started shaving.
“Good morning, Mr. Proudfoot,” Bingo said. He scanned the gathering for any sign of Miss Rosemary. It wouldn’t do to run into the crone here of all places. Fortunately, nobody from the orphanage seemed to be present. The proprietor himself was commanding all the attention. ‘Big Jim’ Proudfoot was the owner of the largest grocery and dry goods store in Small-town and perhaps the city. Bingo had learned to swipe apples from the displays in front of his shop. “You seem to be doing well.”
“This?” The old man guffawed and gestured with the shiny, human-fashion hat. “We are raising funds for the tykes at the Proudfoot Home for Wayward Hill-Children. Your alma mater, you might say. Surely a fine, upstanding your Hillfolk such as yourself has something to contribute?” Big Jim approached the lip of the stage and lowered his hat. The crowd, well versed in the ritual, parted, leaving a clear space in the cobblestone square. Bingo was of the opinion that Miss Rosemary had taken plenty from him already, but with the eyes of the crowd on him, and a fortune jangling in his hidden pockets, he could hardly refuse. He marched up and placed a placed a gold coin in the hat. Normally, he would’ve been showier about it, but he’d already left too much of an impression. The old man took the opportunity to whisper in his ear.
“I heard about your fabulous present. Would you do me the honor of a word in private?”